A Prerequisite To Alpha Protocol Of Espionage

For those wishing to spy on the neighbors, there are some excellent tools provided for such limited deviate practices. Here are also some most helpful hints for the aspiring espionage agent.

1. Make sure to keep lavish amounts of beverage on hand, as well as air conditioning, heat, or other modern conveniences that may be applicable. Be sure to indulge frequently. Don’t forget to enjoy your coffee. Free yourself from stressful events that you may be subjected to, such as news on the television. Avoid such negativity.

2. Locate a window or doorway. Make sure to find a good view of the neighbors nearby. Whether that may pertain to modified human beings, aliens, birds, or heavenly objects, identifiable or unconfirmed objects.

3. Exercise rapid response techniques. Employ modus operandi skillfully, especially when mother nature declares war. Toilet tissue would be preferred. Exercise caution. Any exercise at all is highly recommended.

4. While you snoop, be sure to administer diplomatic awareness. Conceal yourself. Always make social acquaintance with a legal advisor. Fraternize with caution. Better yet, stay legal.

5. While observing those under surveillance, make sure to have technologically advanced gadgets at your disposal. Such as but not limited to: police scanners, amateur radio equipment, flashlights, candles, personal computers, gps navigation devices, etc.

6. Be different. Just act normal. Join Facebook.

7. Be aware of your surroundings. Do not be in headphone mode, whatever that means. Be observant. Be aware of Russian spies.

8. Be discreet and not so obvious. Free from ostentation or pretension. If you can’t, at least be fashionable and use proper grammar. Whatever you do, don’t act like a politician.

9. Shop for some good gadgets.  Here are a few.

Spy Gadget List:

1. Bushnell Powerview 8×21 Compact Folding Roof Prism Binocular (Black)

2. Bushnell PowerView 20×50 Super High-Powered Surveillance Binoculars

3. Bushnell Image View 8×30 Roof Prism Binocular with 2.1MP Digital Still Camera

4. Night Owl 3.0x Explorer Compact Night Vision Binoculars With Extended IR Operation – Model NOXB-3 Night Vision Optics

5. SecurityMan® 900MHz Outdoor / Indoor Wireless Color Camera with Night Vision

6. Electronic Listening Dish by National Geographic: Model NG3500

7. C1390B24 WALL CLOCK 9 INCH B/W WIRELESS Covert Video Equipment

8. Cstar Spy-Scope 8×20 Monocular

9. Telephone Voice Changer

10. TrimTrak Real Time GPS Auto Locator